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STOP: Are you delicate or
downright sensible; maybe stoic?
If so, escape as quickly as possible.

Otherwise, scroll on.

"Isms in my opinion are not good.
A person should not believe in an ism,
he should believe in himself." -Ferris Bueller

SCHISMS CAFE is intended to
promote mediocre social satire that
potentially could include the
remote possibity for pithy irony.

Packaged in heat sealed, black, foil bags
with degassing valve. net wt: 1/2 pound.

Available in Whole Bean and Ground
during Check-out.

 

 

 
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